I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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