I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
