I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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