dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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