singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
