No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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