Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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