I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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