I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
