so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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