and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
