I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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