I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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