Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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