she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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