Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
In other news, I just burned my penis
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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