pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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