i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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