It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We have so much sex to catch up on
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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