i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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