do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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