Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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