I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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