He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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