worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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