Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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