So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Floor bacon is actually really good
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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