So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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