I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I love you.
Bad choice
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