your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she pinky promised me she was 18
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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