I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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