Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize
