I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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