i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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