so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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