And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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