with your own penis?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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