can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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