So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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