Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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