porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
