paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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