Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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