I wish I only lived at night.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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