i would punch a child for taco bell
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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