I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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