WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
