so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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