We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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