youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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